My fucking brain cavity

nice outfit LOSER!!! 2001 called, they

hold on.

oh my god

Personally I love the idea of the Labyrinth myth being set in the Backrooms, and the Minotaur being a still life bull

Official silly sign

i swear if the wizard doesnt let me out of his abandoned salt mine soon im gonna fucking LOSE IT

what did you do to be put into the salt mine

i MAY have eaten his special wizard meal. but i think he should let me out tbh

was it good? was it worth it? are you able to bear the weight of your sin?

im not gonna lie it was fucking delicious i would fucking do it again. wait shit youre the fucking wizard in disguise seeing if ive learned my lesson arent you. fuck.

10 YEARS IN THE ABANDONED SALT MINE.

men will se a fly and pee on it

a man will see a fly and be like is anyone else gonna pee on that and not wait for an answer

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

Always reblog the potato.

Please potato