My fucking brain cavity

men will se a fly and pee on it

a man will see a fly and be like is anyone else gonna pee on that and not wait for an answer

This is a completely non partisan post btw.

you’ll be reduced down to a single atom once im done with you

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I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

MAGIC POTATO GO!🥔

Always reblog the potato.

Please potato

If we can’t invent a touchscreen that recognizes an ass-dial by the 24th century, we really have no business being in space at all.

Happy 10th anniversary to by far the most viral reblog I ever made. I still see screengrabs of this on my own facebook dash like, once a month.

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.