Ashole

I’m not Disney’s anything

WHY IS THERE A LEGO AXE ON THE BATHROOM FLOOR

“Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.”

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

being in a public restroom

being in a public

being

people adding things 2 my posts

your posts

ur blog

u

you thinking that comment was necessary

thinking

wen u zoom in

love

overused captions

Tumblr’s new layout

tumblr

the internet

“Every time the storyteller says the word ‘lover,’ replace it with ‘self.’ The word ‘self,’ replace with ‘lover.’ Dizzying, isn’t it? When vertigo sets in, plant saplings. Replace ‘lover’ with ‘cedar’ or ‘dogwood.’ Replace ‘self’ with ‘poplar’ or ‘sugar maple.’ Keep swapping out words until no one is left but the forest.”

Y’all have heard of ACAB, now get ready for ALAB.

*gets a compliment*

“I was always hungry for love. Just once, I wanted to know what it was like to get my fill of it — to be fed so much love I couldn’t take any more. Just once.”