Anyone can tap dance, if they really try.

i deserve a slow love. reciprocated. consistent. stable. whole. the type of love that makes me wonder why i ever let anyone else treat me any other way.

the right one won’t treat you like an option

It’s kinda cool how someone can just pop into your life all of a sudden and become so important to you within such a small amount of time. I think that’s what makes life so interesting though. There’s always a reason to be hopeful for the future because you never know what good things will come your way next.

Hey. I’m glad you found me.

Remember not all acts of evil have to be big.

this feels like a motivational post for villains 

why my hand shaky

your skeleton is ready to hatch

this is so fucking ominous thank you

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

the next 6 years…

we ARE IN THE NEXT SIX YEARS

HELL FUCKING YEAH I LIVED TO SEE IT

big check energy

Need a check energy

😎🥂

A bunch of plague pit ghosts invisibly playing Guess Who with their own skeletons while an archaeologist excavates them is honestly one of the funniest concepts I’ve ever seen.