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a 12 year old girl would make a pact with a demon just to have two different colored eyes. why did spn never touch on this

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Thanks for adding this!

@alilbabysprout

Everyone’s like “those Germans have a word for everything” but English has a word for tricking someone into watching the music video for Rick Astley’s Never Gonna Give You Up.

English has a lot more words created for very specific phenomena! It’s not just rick-rolling. Language is always evolving and it’s super interesting! Here’s a list of hyper-specific/untranslatable words in English.

Some of these are fucking wild.

I deadass forgot some of these existed

i asked my bf to make me some fucking hot chocolate and the entire time he was trying to remember that one harry potter spell about turning water to rum anyway he came in with my drink and he just goes “eye of newt, sperm of groot” and i dont remember the rest becasue i just burst into tears

Also, telling us white-passing Latinos that we don’t look ‘Latino enough.’ We are Latinos, pendejos.

You need more Bone

this is such an important sentiment and i completely agree but the fact that you’ve accidentally spelled it aromatic each and every time is driving me crazy 

due to personal reasons i will be letting moss grow on me

due to circumstances that i will not elaborate on i shall be getting lost in the moss

for purposes that don’t concern you i intend to decompose

hate when you reblog a random cropped aesthetic post and some fool comes in your inbox like “this is from an incest hentai ye wee cunting man and if it isnt deleted by 2 pm yer callout will be strewn about the daily post” like aye how was i supposed tae know, and a better question why do you know this sire

and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum

jonas brothers on the radio… people watching fruits basket… it’s really 2009 again huh 

fruits basket aired in 2001 why was everyone watching it in 2009

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

The most damaging thing is not their words. It is not the yelling, the hitting, the explosive outbursts. It’s the fact that they make you accountable for all of it. You don’t know it yet, but you’re their anchor. You have to predict THEIR mood swings, you have to soothe THEIR anger, you’re the one to console them and tell them it’s okay, you’re the the therapist, the confidant, the rock. Every irrational outburst falls on you. It’s not only your fault, but it’s up to you to absolve it. Tell them it’s okay, you forgive them, you still love them, no you’re not a bad parent you just made a mistake. Then it happens again and again and again. And you just have to take it, because you know if you voice any opposition, have any objection to the way you’re being treated, it’s going to be twisted around and now you’re doing it to hurt them. You don’t understand. You’re ungrateful. Selfish. You don’t see everything they do for you. Eventually it doesn’t bother you anymore because it’s rehearsed- you can predict what will happen. It’s easier to go quiet, let the light fade and recede away to where they can’t hurt you. Every hug and act of generosity starts to get tallied in your head because you no longer see it as affection, but an exchange. You don’t trust that any of it is genuine. You never relax. You expend a tremendous amount of unrecognized energy looking for signs- a sharp sigh. The silverware being put down too loudly. A sudden change in tone. You grow up to be remarkably perceptive because you’ve been trained your whole life to be so out of necessity.