just the two of us

“Shoot, Coward, you are only killing a man”- Bugs Bunny

“Mmm my ancestors are smiling at me, Doc, can you say the same?”

When Rihanna said “none of my ex’s are married or in happy relationships so it’s safe to say I wasn’t the problem” LMAOOOO I FELT THAT

i really need you. i need you to hug me and tell me that everything will be okay. i need you.

that feeling when you’re hit with a manic wave of affection and positivity that you know will pop the moment something minutely goes wrong

The worst feeling ever is like, “well I’m really fucking used to this happening but it still really fucking hurt”

I like to call my chickens “beasties” or “fat little monster trucks” and other such affectionate terms, but dad seems to take offence whenever I do and always gently refers to them as “the girls,” “the ladies” and sometimes “the dames” when he’s putting them away, like he’s a butler shepherding a group of well-bred country lasses into the parlour for tea 

this post evokes such a pleasing mental image that my depression was completely cured for 5 and a half minutes

Four years later and I have to bring this post back