Not Entirely Human

If I had a space ship I would make having sex against the rules on my spaceship to make the sex we have on my spaceship even hotter on my space ship

www.areyouabadperson.com

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

bring the healthy fun back to fandom!

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

(Trying to flirt) yeah I got a gf but we’re not monogamous (remembers people judge you for being polyamorous) we’re polygamists (remembers people don’t like Mormons) but I’m an atheist (remembers people don’t like cultural appropriation) but I’m a descendent of a Mormon prophet (remembers that he sucked) but I renounce him and think he got what he deserved when he got murdered (remembers to show interest in the other person) do you like me

hi my name is crumbs and can i PLEASEEE hang out in your bed

for a guy not planning to kill himself i certainly post a lot about wanting to die Looks around

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

The Backrooms (2026)

u donr have to go to work. stay in bedworld where the pillows are ten miles high and the rivers flow with soft. life could be a dream

Girl who is normal about Rick and Morty: Yeah, I really like the incestuous codependent and toxic relationship they have with eachother. What do you mean you don't know what I'm talking about?

moving between hyperfixations is like wow i can’t believe i used to think this song was about that guy when it’s clearly about [guy it’s also not about]

Don't ever put an older/younger duo with a significant age gap as narrative leads in front of me I'm making it weird immediately...