I love goalie fights it’s like you guys have been standing 200 ft apart this entire time how could you possibly have beef

different color shirt bad

Fuck you

no you arent “feral” you have a 100$ kanken backpack with voltron pins

For their birthday last year, bought eggs from the horrors of World War II.

Learn or do something and people and made by some work right.

i didnt even realize this was a bot post and i forreal thought i was having an aneurysm 

due to personal reasons i’m speechless, over the edge i’m just breathless, i never thought that i’d catch this love bug again, hopeless, head over heels in the moment i never thought that i’d get hit by this love bug again

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

I miss…. Karl alzner and Marcus Johansson and jay beagle and brooks laich

BIGGEST MOOD

I’d be nothing without {{random-crush-name}}.

if you don’t mind i’d like to discuss cold stone creamery with you

tell me what’s on your mind but be quick i have a meeting in five

i’ll keep it short. it would be fantastic if they served a vanilla flavor, don’t you think?

I think I’m going to rip your fucking arms out of their sockets like a crazy gorilla or chimp. Get out of my office before I lose my composure and go bananas.

not having seen The Umbrella Academy i briefly assumed this post was about  sixteenth-century monk and theologian Martin Luther and was frantically trying to parse how this meme content could possibly describe the nailing of the Ninety-Five Theses to a church door in Wittenberg

#Luther: God said it’s my turn on the determination of church doctrine