Remi

its not my fault that old man has raw sex appeal

i love you semicolon. no one look at my 80 word sentence

I hate having an internal monologue. Girl shut the fuck up.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

severely abundant in the vitamin that turns you into a badass alpha daddy wolf

"DNF" is such a wild concept, it's ons of those things that make me feel like im an outlier in terms of how i approach things. like i dont fuck *any* of the books i read. and ive never wanted to. but apparently some people fuck so many books that it's easier to list the ones they havent fucked!

genuinely one of my favourite details about Bram Stokers Dracula that isn't really transferred to the pop culture is that vampires have irridescent eyes, they appear brown at a glance, however when light is reflected on them they seem to go red!

also like the cowboy part can we please stop omitting the fact that there is a real ass cowboy in Bram Stokers Dracula and hes from real ass Texas and he has a fucking gun and he tries to fucking shoot Dracula

Babygirl. Daddy is ready to do something a little peculiar to you

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society