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Hi! 👋😁 I'm nonbinary character from show 😏 I show up for 3 episodes in the entire season! everyone loves me for my confident attitude that has no depth behind it, and I get called they for 5 entire lines, and that's the extent of my identity being shown in the whole show! Isn't it cool how normalized being nonbinary is in this world, so much so that no characters ever have to be shown getting misgendered or questioning their gender, meaning everyone else gets to be assumed to be cis, except me, The Nonbinary One.

The other day my wife told me about this influencer who said she needed to go on ozempic so she could go from 130 lbs down to 115 and I really cannot stress the degree to which we have so COMPLETELY lost the plot with this glp1 shit. Like not only are people are going on this shit for purely cosmetic purposes, the cosmetic purposes are delusional. This is the kind of mindset that gives people eating disorders but now because you can get a prescription instead of having to starve yourself or enduce vomiting a big swath of the general public seems eager to go along with it. Body Positivity did not go fucking far enough because I am being so real when I say that fatphobia is more of a public health crisis than obesity has ever been

We’ve all heard of masculinity in a peacock way, but I’d like to pose a new idea: femininity in an anglerfish way

weight gain as a sign of healing i love you weight gain as a sign of healing

AND NOT JUST FOR THE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS!!!!! FOR YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CAN BE FREEEEEEE

here at megacorporation, one of our core values is number go up. our other core value is rate at which number go up go up. these two core values guide us in our mission to exploit you as effectively as possible

they call it South Carolina because things go south quickly the moment you cross the state line

“do i want to purchase fireworks ORRRRR visit a heinously culturally insensitive vaguely Mexican themed theme park”

the boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, so i do trichotillamania on company time

if you’re a boy lesbian i think you’re really cool

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

the more girls you add to a story the more yuri situations you're able to produce.... something to consider