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ryebreadgf

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

redstonedust

characters in movies love to wake up from surgery and immediately start ripping off all their medical equipment like theyre a sexy werewolf breaking their chains. brother you dont know if that tube is the only thing keeping you alive right now. calm down.

urie

im about to catsit next month for a (lovingly) crazy woman who is so deeply obsessed with her cat's care its touching truly. he needs insulin shots and she is telling me that shes going to send voice notes to my phone of her saying "copo! baby! its time for your insulin!" "come here handsome!" "its insulin time sweetie!" so that he feels safe getting his insulin from a stranger. im like girl i love it. i love this

urie

she was telling me yesterday "sometimes i look at him and he looks at me and i feel like we can hear each other's thoughts. is that crazy" and i was like "no of course not"

byjove

just realized my crab rangoon posts are always made the same time of the month…..

byjove

my body is like “AH! we’re loosing blood. we need to replace it with cream cheese and imitation crab…”

byjove

actually, this is a matter totally unrelated to menstruation. you see, I was once afflicted with the curse of lycanthropy and I consumed an imperfect cure that makes me bleed from my nail beds and uncontrollably crave crab rangoons during a certain phase of the moon. very irritating.

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ok i just witnessed a piece of discourse i'd rather not engage with on instagram because that place is hell. apparently, people think that books being adapted into tv series is a driver of the literacy crisis?? i'm sorry but how many movies or shows can you list for me that aren't inspired by a piece of literature? this is not new! what we should be worried about is how media in general is affected by lowering literacy; books and scripts alike are being dumbed down and tossing the concept of "show, don't tell" out the window. writers need to be challenging their readers/viewers, but instead many are meeting the general population where they are (which is, in a lot of cases, a very low level of critical thinking and literacy). we are in a literary crisis because of a failing education system, because of the rise of fascism in our government, and because of this digital age era of convenience. a book being the source material for a tv show is not what is putting us in a literary crisis and if you think it is then you seriously need to get a grip.

#if anything. this trend of turning a book into a show ENCOURAGES people to read!!#because they like the show and then want to read the book!! HELLO!!!!!

kaihasmoreswagthanyou3

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

dykesonfilm

Whole house undiagnosed

gaynfl-moved

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

gaynfl-moved

i-am-a-fish

when the belly has rolls

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winonaparadise

"a moment on the lips a lifetime on the hips" is so fucking crazy to me because that just sounds like a win/win

funnier-as-a-feedist

prev you're changing my brain chemistry

fromhersoul

gursevraq

im curious what's everyone's First favorite song that u remember having? like the song u ask ur mom to play when ur a child in the backseat of ur car

the first one I can think of is Galileo by the Indigo Girls

#you belong with me by taylor swift

tomb-mold

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

polutropos-puppyboy

i have for a while been using stepping on somebody's toes as a metaphor for misgendering. and i genuinely think that it's kind of a good one.

polutropos-puppyboy

if you keep stepping on somebody's toes for a long time at minimum they're probably going to start really hating you and at maximum you might cause them lasting damage.

if you do it on purpose you're a dick. if it's on accident but you keep doing it that person is still going to be mad at you because you don't care enough to try not to step on their toes

polutropos-puppyboy

if you give a grovelling begging apology after accidentally stepping on somebody's toes one time you're going to make the whole thing awkward, but not giving a quick "sorry" before moving on is still kind of rude.

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chiimeramanticore

do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about

#5:58pm and waiting for my laundry to be done in the washer so i can flip it #how glamorous

boybanderdyke

CHARLIE GILLESPIE IN HEATED RIVALRY SEASON TWO WE LIVE

boybanderdyke

all of his bi-coded behavior as luke in julie and the phantoms has prepared him for this moment

#heated rivalry #jatp

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