fuck you (oxfords your comma)

recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours

karlie kloss could get a wedding invite but she couldn’t get out of the nosebleeds for the eras tour?

not to be parasocial on main but what the FUCK is happening here

it's shit i didn't even register before transitioning too. i went out with my friends to a diner yesterday, one is a girl and the other gets clocked as a girl, and when we went in and they asked for the name of the table they asked Me specifically. like looked dead in my eyes and asked Me. i was addressed when it orders and payment first as well. like. Damn. Okay. Shit

I love that Taylor's wedding is absolutely going to overshadow trump's big stupid america birthday this weekend. There's a woman who understands how to play the high school mean girl game. Just throw a competing party and make sure that the high school football team will pick YOUR party bc you're dating one of the star players

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

drawings are secretly the enemy because they start off very nice and unassuming but then when they're about 80% done they start emanating a malevolent aura that makes finishing them the scariest activity you can imagine

(begging you to get me started) UGH don't get me started.......

crossfaded on apple slices and peanut butter

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.