who'll save you when you fall?

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that

chilling in a hoodie and sweatpants and armoured breastplate, gauntlets and greaves

sword in 1 hand and a mug of hot chocolate with whipped cream and sprinkles and those wafer spiral tube things in the other

Had a dream last night that i was a knight and this bigger scarier knight had me on the ground and right before he swung his sword at my neck he said smth like "i mourn the loss of life for the tree who will become your coffin" which shouldnt of turned me on like it did but alas

[so horny my eyes are defocusing] maybe i ccould be your sword

wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

*makes you cum* *immediately rolls over and starts reblogging pictures of medieval knights*

Haha this green loser just turned up at my Christmas party saying I can hit him for free??? He said he'll return it one year from now but, like, how's he gonna do that without a head? ;) I'm going to get such a good grade in chivalry for thiwait what the FUCK