Indeed.

date a girl who’s never gonna give you up

date a girl who’s never gonna let you down

date a girl who’s never gonna run around and desert you

Fun fact: This is what would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would actually come down so fast that it would kill us

oh.

Thank you, air resistance, for allowing us to die in normal ways like eating a peanut or being so old our body stops working.

my favorite new trump supporter conspiracy theory is that hillary clinton was wearing a hidden earpiece feeding her debate answers because to them it’s simply implausible that a yale law school graduate is better at words and facts than an oversized circus peanut with hair

Find a way to reschedule your grandparents death.

Wtf

he knew he knew exactly what he was doing