Tracer Protection Agency

Excuse me, the dancers get a fine if they get touched?!?!?

correct. the fine can be up to $300. so keep your hands to yourself lol

She smelled like hand sanitizer, pure and reminiscent of a hospital.  Her lips were like marble, cold and smooth.  Her eyes were like a stop light, you wanted them to be green but they were red and occasionally yellow.

hey op?

no

Zombies in popular media went from being caused by dark supernatural forces to viral or parasitic outbreaks. It kinda says a lot about how we used to explain the world around us, and how differently we explain it now

humans not hibernating is a major flaw as a species

WHY IS SOMEONE SELLING METH IN THE NOTES??? HELLO???

Why is it less expensive to buy 2 orders of ½ pound instead of ordering a full pound?

That’s capitalism babey, maybe some people only need 0.5 but the lords of profit are like bUt iTS CheAPer tO BuY TwO WHat A BArGAin!

Not even a good price ….

this post got fucking worse since the last time i saw it

Where else but tumblr do you get this sort of raw entertainment