Leonardo, Freedom's Arrow

Be prepared to participate in no dick december

be prepared to be told that no one wants your misogynistic dick anyway you arrogant shit

I love it when guys use sex as a bartering tool like IF YOU DON’T LOOK PERFECT AND SPARKLY ALL THE TIME I’M NOT GOING TO PLEASE MYSELF WITH YOU like BITCH THEY LITERALLY SELL DICKS BIGGER THAN YOURS I DON’T NEED SHIT FROM YOU

((THERE'S STILL AN ARROW OK))

Saints Row

Portal

Bastion

Limbo.

Galaga

Animal Crossing

Mario Kart

Bioshock

Starcraft

Audiosurf 

Dino Crisis

Flight Simulator

Final Fantasy

Sonic Rush

Fallout

I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.

*Gets up from seat and leaves*

its been a million years and this is still hilarious

EXCUSE YOU WHAT

/muffled screaming/

FUCK

…fuck off hyper realism you make a me so angry

Holy shit, okay so this is hard to say because I don’t want 200 people going “what? you were going to? no you weren’t, you just want attention” but tonight I felt like shit, like utter shit and no one answered their phones and no one replied to my messages and just it got hard to be alone.. while scrolling down my feed I saw this and I just sat here for a good ten minutes deciding that.. you know what.. this is.. i can’t kill myself tonight.. so even if it doesn’t really go with your blog theme, I think you should really reblog it, because you could just save some messed up kid like me. Thank you, to the person I reblogged this off, you’ve saved my life and you don’t even know me. xxx if anyone ever wants to talk or some shit, and just no ones answering? well.. I have an askbox if you want it. I love you all pretties. xx

((what are they, stalchildren?))

I swear to God if one more stupid fandom ruins a beautiful text post i am calling the police.

I swear they all have Tumblr accounts

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