Good Golly Miss Molly

Sylvie:

don’t ‘lady’ me, son. i’m an avenger.

They throw the beST parties

They have extra beds in their cabin for people who pass out and can’t handle their liquor

Dionysus kids can hold their liquor like nobody’s business.

They make their own moonshine

They always have perfect shoes

They have the nicest shoes. They could be wearing a trash bag but they have exquisite shoes.

They have perfect teeth. They never get stained teeth.

Teetotaling Dionysus kids are literally the biggest fangirls in the world.

Dionysus kids are great actors

They always get the main parts and lead roles

They’re also intellectuals and tend to love the classics

You can find greek copies of a lot of classics littered around the Dionysus cabin

They hold a bi-weekly book club