I Love Him On Purpose

I'm near 100% sure this post already exists but I just imagined Alex singing London boy to Henry and I literally cried laughing

nobody immortalised retrospective disaster bisexual panic the way casey mcquiston did when she wrote Alex Claremont-Diaz when I tell you reading this idiot bb and his panic made me realize I was also a fucking idiot as a kid???? I-

I really really really really really want to reread Red, White and Royal Blue and I think I’m gonna ignore all the books on my to-read list in order to do just that because I’m craving the gay royal and presidential scandal

LET’S GET META, Y’ALL

The only reason Casey McQuiston didn't put Henry's pov in rwarb is because his internal monologue would just be "gay, gay, I'm so fucking GAY" and you wouldn't be able to tell what's going on ever

when alex said what do you want, and henry said i want you- and then alex said,? then fucking have me, that’s when i died and i haven’t recovered ever since

hrh prince henry fox mountchristen windsor rly said “im watching bake off while wearing a peely face mask” and alex’s only thoughts were that is cute and he is rich, not a singly itty bitty inkling of perhaps maybe my friend here is not a heterosexual man by some off chance

why aren’t we talking about how that scene in carry on where baz is like “I’m very, very gay” and that scene in rwrb where henry is like “i’m very, very gay” are like the same and how these poor classical musician guys have the same Repressed Gay Rich Boy Energy and how they both spent the entirety of their teen years pining for their sworn rival, an oblivious bi dumbass who was totally into them the whole time and just didn’t realize it

not to be a taylor swift stan on main but anyone ever thought about how dwoht is a firstprince song?

too much wlw media is so quiet & subdued, i hope casey gives us screaming-loud gay ladies in summer 2021, just as loud and gay as rwrb. please.