Herbalist sounds better

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“I think I’m pregnant.”

“I’m pregnant.”

“I think I need to buy a pregnancy test.”

“I’m pregnant and it’s yours.”

“I’m not sure who the father is.”

“The baby’s coming!”

“…It’s twins.”

“I’m pregnant, but you’re not the father.”

“I’ve got somebody pregnant.”

“Shit, I’ve knocked her up!”

“I think we should adopt.”

“I want children.”

“I want a baby.”

“I don’t ever want kids.”

“There’s something wrong- I think it’s the baby!”

“Take me to the hospital, now!”

“I lost the baby…”

“Hey, meet ______ your son/daughter.”

“I’m having a baby!”

“We’re having a baby!”

“Surprise, I’m pregnant!”

“I think she’s pregnant.”

“I think she’s lying about the pregnancy.”

“I said you were the father but I lied.”

“I cheated on you and now I’m pregnant.”

“You may be their father but you’ll never be their dad.”

“My boyfriend/girlfriend left when I told them I was pregnant.”

“I’m not ready to be a mother/father!”

“I want an abortion.”

“I’m giving him/her up for adoption.”

“The doctor said there’s something wrong…”

Zevran stretched and yawned, his red silk shawl dropping to his elbow. Midday was always slow at the Jewel, the heat and need for productive living keeping the crowds away until sundown. Casting his glance around lazily, he saw a few regulars with their favorites, sprawled in the shadows or going upstairs for more privacy.

Honestly, he didn’t understand why the madam had him up and about before evening. It wasn’t like any of the early arrivals could afford him. Plus, his make-up was starting to feel heavy in the heat, the kohl and shimmer on his eyes making them itch slightly.

He didn’t speak antivan and he’d never been to a whore house. This was humiliating. He was going to mess everything up, he knew it.

A doll that may or may not be possessed by an evil entity

An unwanted haircut

Congratulatory cake with their name spelled incorrectly

Crystal skull

DVD copy of the live action Avatar: The Last Airbender movie

Exactly seventeen tiny snails

Extra large kale smoothie

Gift card for free ice cream at the local ice cream parlor

Hand carved wooden genitalia

Homemade salt and vinegar flavored lollipops

Jar of live angry bees

Lock of an unknown person’s hair

One screaming possum

One very uninterested, extremely fat cat

Photos of my muse falling down a flight of stairs

Small baggie of what appears to be leg hair

Small vial of blood

The nicest pair of socks my muse has ever seen

Three candles that when lit together smells exactly like hot chocolate but smells like a rotting dead body separately

§ = The character’s most common sleeping position?

∞ = What does the character usually wear to bed?

♔ = What size bed do they sleep on?

@ = Soft or hard mattress?

± = How many pillows does the character usually sleep on?

☀ = Lights on or off?

æ = Door open or closed?

♥ = Do they prefer to sleep alone? With a partner/stuffed companion?

ツ = Does the character steal the covers or has the covers stolen off them?

☯ = Any odd sleeping habits?

zzz  = Does the character snore? What does it sound like?

☁ = How often does the character dream?

☆ = Character’s best dream?

✖ = Does the character have nightmares?

☠ = Character’s worst nightmare?

☂ = Has the character ever had a wet dream?

回 = The weirdest dream the character has experienced?

❖ = Does the character lucid dream?

☾ = What time does the character usually sleep/wake up?

ϟ = Are they a light or heavy sleeper? Can they sleep through a lot of noise?

☎ = Do they suffer from a sleep disorder? (e.g. insomnia, night terrors, narcolepsy)

Ω = Has the character ever sleep walked before?

ღ = Are they comfortable sleeping in a bed that isn’t their own? (e.g. at hotels, other people’s homes, etc.)

❀ = Do they use stimulus to help them sleep? (e.g. candles, music, aromatherapy)