Teakle

Yayyy two of these are me

its pride month, tumblr. you know what that means

the thing is, stephen king is generally pretty good at creating complex, well-rounded characters, which makes it all the more jarring when one of those characters abruptly comes out with what i'll term a "kingism". i don't know how best to define a kingism other than "you'll know it when you see it". it's the voice of the author intruding on the voice of the character, and in this case the voice of the author has a bad sense of humour and is ravenously, inexplicably horny

Adding ROOTY TOOT TOOT to my bedroom talk repertoire

i think avoiding everything is going to save me for real this time

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

daughter (non-practicing)

sister (deadbeat)

I actually like this because it means I have fewer pages to read than I thought I did

This works as a metaphor for children but also it works perfectly well when played totally straight because horse people are actually like this

it literally took me three solid readings through this to realize that it wasn’t necessarily about horse people, because they are exactly like this

Wtf? Gay little Homelander?

my phonetic inventory is full, how do i get more slots