"You are the man with yellow boots from George"

entranced by his average pennsylvanian pussy

im going to drink a $7 light beer at the zoo and become the jane goodall of leafcutter ants

guy who's having gauzy idealized wife flashbacks for the whole adventure but it turns out she isn't dead or anything he just really misses her and wants to get home

your honor? can i sleep in your bed im scared

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

you can never escape a weird little freak that loves you

this was meant to be romantic but now i’m realizing it reads more like. a threat

cannot explain to my daughter (cat) that her other father is out of town for a business trip for several days so she just has to think he fucking Died

If I wasn’t so sleepy you’d all be soo fucked

Just sleep

There’s no fucking way that works

(absolutely haunted expression, 1000 yard stare) Do yuo want to play with me this weekend

they are soooo frolickable. take my hand, lets go :)

need to get one of those night gowns and sleeping caps maybe that will fix my insomnia issues I've had over the years

and white boxers with red hearts on them but that doesn't havemuch to do with sleeping I just think itd match my soul

you rip off my cartoon nightgown (sexily) to reveal my cartoon heart boxers (sexy) and are so overwhelmed eith lust you keel over and die instantly (cartoonishly)

i wish i lived in the universe tongue tied by grouplove takes place in