Breathe, you'll pull through

so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid

i’m at my clits end

thanks for making me this hot tea bro. Why did the steam make the shape of a skull and crossbones when you stirred it lol

beautiful british women named Battery Low are trying to contact me through my noise cancelling headphones

my hobbies include daydreaming about romance and loving the color pink