Hoe Life

I’m so mad because this worked

help me roger

………my friend has made me curious

help me roger

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

Puffers are so cute!!!!!!

Pls help me win the Hamilton Lottery Pls

I must pass my German Final tomorrow. I pray to thee Roger

Roger plz get rid of the depression, anxiety and tremors caused by them. That would help a lot.

maybe I’ll find a fucking boyfriend that lives near me and is fucking adorable who knows

Hello fishy my old friend~

let’s see what happens babey

Eh what the hell. Rodger work your magic

“Ha ha, what sort of loser would reblog something so dumb?” she murmurs to her immortal soul as she desperatly clicks the reblog button.

Cmon Roger lord knows I need help

just a reminder that if you hunt because you think it’s “fun”, you are not normal

Facts. Killing for sport is whack when we have QTs and shit every damn where.