pussy hairs

all these world cup games in the US land of the machine gun and no one has kirked christiano ronaldo yet

hope he khs painfully over the loss to spain

Bear from Obsession is a human shitstain but unfortunately I really love his sweaters

there's no shovel emoji. no dirt mound emoji. no open grave emoji. they don't want us to express ourselves

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

At the moment you make a critique of patriarchy suddenly all men are black brown disabled mentally ill poor immigrant queer refugee polyamorous diabetic toothless from a developing country and all women are white rich warlord 1stworlders

i miss u so much (pre ai internet)

Im only like this cause of the mold in my water bottle

the infatuation with being skinny is ….. Boring

makes the culture boring. makes fashion boring. makes people boring. made me boring when it was all i thought about. like are we still harping on this

TMI WARNING anyway i don’t know how sexually active adult women are so insecure about their vaginas tasting like vagina when most men are shooting straight battery acid. i mean seriously. knowing what jizz tastes like has left me impervious to any and all insecurities about my pussy flavor. if any of you goofy mother fuckers comments “well MY boyfriend’s cum tastes like butterfly kisses and maple syrup” or some other stupid shit like that i’m coming to your house and beating you with a hammer for real. it tastes like snot, vinegar, and pancake batter and you know it you fucking liar

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

since the women didn’t fawn enough over her male pandering album, she’s unequivocally committed to supporting women-hating men

honestly this picture is such a good representation of what the patriarchy is like, you couldn’t make this shit up. hypermasculine men in position of authority and power (literal cops lmao), hypersexualized women on their knees before them, and all the gnc (presumably gay) men being shoved outside the "male" category by acting like hypersexualized/pornified caricatures of womanhood