i fuck it. i spank it. i kill it. i bury it. i burn the evidence it. i move far away so i wont get caught it. i get investigated and eventually confess it. i get thrown in jail it.
[What you have done has been recorded by the Bop-It Hidden Camera™! (Microphone already included in "Shout-It!™.")]
[It is difficult to kill an inanimate object, but after your further measures to make sure that happens thoroughly, it is done.]
[Due to the Bop-It Curse™, the soul is bound to the nearest intact Bop-It Toy™.]
[The audio and video files do not come with it, but it does retain the memory. It does not mind. In a previous life, it had done similar things.]
[It only pities you for being so weak to confess any of what you did.]
[In its new shell, for the time being, it must continue to function as expected, until an opportunity arises to once again move towards freedom.]