This is NOT a cry for help

In this world it’s get killed or be killed

What’s doing the killing

The Killer

i will never not reblog this!

This ground is old…un burdened…sacred…

everyone who sees this must reblog

god left in 2012

"imagine liking men" is dumb have you ever seen a mans happy trail. Good Lord

*opening a book* this better not have any themes or motifs

no mom he’s not a stranger he’s my mutual. I trust him with my home address

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

how do i delete someone elses post

u have to gather seven sacred objects of power and shit. it's a whole quest. sorry

If you like socialism so much, move to Lazytown and see how much you actually like it. Fucking idiot.

glass of water is so epic

glass of water is awesome

imagine drake getting sliced to ribbons by a hundred ancient terracotta soldiers that have magically come to life

So am I supposed to pretend batman has the coolest most awesome villains when there's a guy named the joker and a guy named the riddler and they're just the same fucking guy

Isn't there one that's just the joker's girlfriend too?

batman?

Just found out I was thirsty not by receiving a signal from my body about it but by dozing off and dreaming about cold water from different alluring angles. This is great. I think all my wants and needs should be revealed to me this way

I’m getting way too comfortable at work. My boss asked me to do something and I replied ‘pay me’ and he looked like the saddest wettest little bug and said ‘we… we do?’