Marxist-Leninist-Meowist :3

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

Iran won the World Cup

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

this post is scripture to me like this is a seminal text. to me

What creature is this?

Fuck your entire life

hi my name is dark yagami and my goal is to give birth to billions of people

bleak falls barrow

average fetish after re-education:

i bet girls hated it in 1902 cuz you would constantly go on dates w guys who are working on an invention to present at the world fair