BROSEIDON, KING OF THE BROCEAN

Can you imagine the lights going out and accidentally bumping into this door and hearing that shit?! My soul would vacate my body through my asshole

………

is she blind?

She looked it right in the eye and said ‘no’ lmao

If you die at a blue jacket game does the canon goes off in memorium

No, they load your body into the canon and shoot you at the other team’s bench

pls kill all men who yell at girls from cars

A lotta men you know would be dead. Surprise

I love surprises

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

me, still in bed: i can’t wait to get back to bed

for some reason I really like that she’s called Hilda.

BEST ADOPTED MUM

“Half my children are fucking idiots but they’re my children and i love them”