my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women to be doctors in athens she had to pretend to be a man. and then the other doctors noticed that she was 10x better than them and accused her of seducing and sleeping with the women patients. like they brought her to court for this. and she just looked at them and these charges and stripped in front of everyone like “yeah. im not fucking your wives” and then they got so mad that a woman was better at their jobs then them that they tried to execute her but all her patients came to court and were like “are you fucking serious? she is the reason you have living children and a wife.” so they were shamed into changing the law and that is how women were given the right to practice medicine in athens

OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD. STALIN WAS HOT. WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS INFORMATION

He may have overturned the Czar, but it was actually my heart that he defeated

he killed like 40 million+ people

everyone on this website is a sociopath

the reason i sin is because there’s a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell and i sure as shit ain’t climbin no stairs

i had a ridiculously vivid dream about a game called Fuck The Sea where you control a giant dildo and just. plummet into the ocean, while intense rock n roll plays in the bg and i’d personally like to thank my brain for whatever the fucj this means, symbolically,