History Jokes

i know this is fake history but i hope it’s real future

if you needed proof that i’m really not cut out for the casual environment of teaching from my living room, just know that today i almost ruined a 20 minute long video i was recording about romano-british culture because i almost said “this dude fucks” while talking about the bitchin outfits worn by british chieftains

oh this dude does fuck

eating bread dipped in soup unlocks new emotions

that 16th century peasant feeling

The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?

i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now

british money’s called “quid”, short for liquid, which used to be the official currency. any liquid. “as long as it splash we use it for cash”- old british saying

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums