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One of the most absurdly ironic —but hilarious— moments in Something Very Bad is Going to Happen is when Jules goes from being a complete asshole to Rachel to literally turning into her unasked-for-and-unwanted older brother all because he sees her as the innocent victim of his childhood trauma and convinces himself the universe put her in his path so he can use her to heal that wound. So he basically becomes every girl’s best friend by exposing her fiancé (who is his ACTUAL brother) in front of 100 guests two days before the wedding. Honestly, one of the best subplots in the series and of course is created by women because that's a woman's fantasy lmao

How dare?! He worked hard for that shiny! Rude! What about his cuteness discount?