wachita rica

I literally don't want a job. I want to read for 4 days straight

I KNOW when characters are bisexual. even when it’s not explicitly said

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

For extra impact, sign off your emails with "Le meas" (with respect), "beir bua" (Best of luck/wishing you success)

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

Cider is like if beer transitioned and stopped hating herself