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are you mad at me? would you like to be

does anyone wanna do carrots and celery with dip together

who up delaying the inevitable

did you guys know that the hours continue to pass even if you aren’t using them well. I’ll let you know if I discover more

I just love how the knives out franchise’s whole deal is like, rich people building a stack of kindling from their most prized possessions and Benoit handing a woman of color a match and going like “I’m not responsible for what happens next 🤷🏼‍♂️”

we dont know anything about Benoit Blanc's husband except that hes called Philip but i want him to be a retired jewel thief who Benoit met during a case after he was hired to locate some stolen diamonds and Philip was posing as a gardener and Benoit kept asking him increasingly complicated questions about gardening so Philip thought he was onto him but really Benoit just thought he was hot and asked Philip out but the entire time Philip was like this is some kind of gambit so kept getting weirder and weirder until Benoit was like what is up with you so Philip confessed the whole thing and Benoit was like oh shit. but the guy he robbed was a total asshole so Benoit was like whatever it's fine so they started dating and the diamonds ended up paying for their apartment

i love how delusional some articles of clothing are, like you read the tag and its like “hand wash only/tumble dry on low” son you are a cotton tshirt. youre going in the warsh and whatever happens in there is in gods hands

I wish i was different i wish it all was different . *cleans and does laundry *