remember the rain

you wear an ancestor’s face. you look like a woman you’ll never meet. in that mirror, there’s thousands of you. and in the bath, when you look down, she looks back, shaking and deforming in the ripples as she lies beneath the surface.

im not a people pleaser anymore im a huge cunt now

mosquitoes had the nerve…the audacity…the unmitigated gall…to come into my home…where i pay the bills…and suck the blood out of my veins…veins i’ve had for 22 years…

ive never wanted to eat a leaf more than i have when watching land before time movies

babe, are you ok? youre not rendering properly :(

ah fuck im gettimg real world lag [gets achievement “hit by a crossbow bolt”] huh what the fuck [gets hit by a crossbow bolt]

imagine ur getting jumped by flat earthers and one of them say fuck it take him to the edge

Aka men on the bachelor have no taste

I don’t know what generic ass white man they had on but she was too good for him anyway

no but you don’t get it, the reason for the sloth costume is that the bachelors big thing about him is he’s a virgin (i know it’s ridiculous). so she comes out of this god damn limo slowly flailing about and goes, “heeeeeellllooooooo. i heeeeeaaaaard yoooooou liiiiiiiike tooooo taaaaaake iiiiit slooooooooooooooooow” and it was the best thing i’ve ever seen on the bachelor and he definitely didnt deserve her

donald trump look like he fighting death so hard lmao just close your eyes and walk towards the light my guy

How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3

no i dont make sense so stop asking