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say what you want about new moon but that transition between Bella throwing the pizza and Jacob catching that wrench is art

The FORESHADOWING!!! THE ATTENTION TO DETAIL!!

Honestly like why did they even need to run from James?? Like he was just one dude and there were 7 of them, like smeyer really tryna tell me that 7 college educated strong vampire individuals couldn’t handle one crusty ass ugly ass illiterate forest hermit vamp w/greasy hair and no shirt?? Like his only bitch ass skill was tracking and if they just didn’t go anywhere then that skill becomes pointless??? Like a bitch can’t chase u if u ain’t running??? Edward was already w/ Bella 24/7 anyways and esme does presumably nothing all day long idk smeyer did her dirty and never gave her like a job or smth so she coulda tailed Charlie all day long to make sure he was safe. Like that fugly rat didn’t even have superior strength or speed or nothing, any one of the cullens coulda clapped his ass so fast

your boyfriend/girlfriend/partner should never be your first priority, your first priority should ALWAYS be twilight

Jasper refuses to call Carlisle’s place of work anything other than the “Yee Hawspital”

happy father’s day edward had to rip his child out of his wife with his own teeth because it was the only thing sharp enough for a demon placenta and i’m sure that’s a fun memory for him to have for all eternity