lils

raccoons and their… little hands

syllabus: no extensions will be granted under any circumstances

syllabus: attendance is a component of your grade. any unexcused absences beyond the limit will result in a lower grade overall 

could u imagine if ppl talked about catholicism the same way they talked about like… indigenous ppl’s religions….

Me: *thinking about Christian memes* What if Jesus had come in 2017 instead of back during Roman times? Would He, instead of using parables, have spoken in memes? Roommate: I hate you. You aren’t allowed to have any more thoughts about Jesus. Me: It’s not like its heresy! It isn’t insulting! Roommate: Yes, it is! Memes are inherently sin, a sign of the Devil’s influence on this fallen world!

Ok but from a purely theological standpoint, based on the way Jesus communicated (he talked in ways that would be understandable to at least some extent by the general public, and had a lot of respect for children)… Theologically speaking, Jesus would almost certainly have spoken in memes.

“Whenever you crack open a cold one with the boys in my name, there I be in your midst”

@secretlyjonhwatson

Satan: if you’re the son of God then yeet yourself off this building because the angels will yoink you back before you hit the ground

why is barbie’s the nutcracker the only good film adaption of the nutcracker that has ever been made

because barbie movies slap next question

are u implying barbie rapunzel isnt also the only good rapunzel adaptation that has ever been made

tangled is just a rip-off of barbie rapunzel and that’s just the tea ☕️☕️

Hey fucker you dare diss Barbie and The Princess School I’ll fight you at 3:36 am in a Denny’s

why the FCUK is island princess on the bottom tier

moment of genuine kinship with the man who noticed me applying lip chap while bagging my groceries as he took out his lip chap and applied as he walked by

truly the most genuine moment of compassion with a strange man has been when he met my eyes and motioned his lip chap in a cheers motion. forever my brother in arms

think i might be lonely

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust 

your fave is problematic: yourself

Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.

This is why purity culture doesn’t work!!! We’re all shit! We can all grow and do better!

nothing but respect for MY lesbian big cat couple

Butch/Butch couple

You drew them in the corresponding ethnicities for their Geographic locations!!! Bless you, you have no idea how sick and tired I am of white human lion king characters.

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on today’s episode of “what’s wrong in my life” my blanket does not cover my feet

fuck snape happy birthday to my mom

boys will be boys

this is the only example of that i will accept

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

i still remember that time i entered krispy kreme into the gps and it took me on a 10 min drive to krispy kreme national corporate headquarters. anyway that was my experience living in the american south what was yours

Gotta reblog every time I see it

how we act alone when we don’t feel like we have witnesses.. that is the genuine self.. me walking around my room punching the air talking to myself in a bad southern accent, that’s ME baby. you’re never going to know me like i know me. haha.