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I love when people are weird. Do your thing diva

Reminder that you're actually interesting. Your hobbies are interesting, your interests are interesting, you are important and loveable and people appreciate you. You're just a loveable, interesting person.

meowth voice: today I’m takin james to da clinic to get an aboition

often you will see things online where you just have to be like "what a strange thing to say" or "i don't think that's true :)" to yourself and try to move on or you will lose your mind

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

person (non-practicing)

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop