Hello

will graham imo is kind of scarier to have on your bad side because like. hannibal plays too much. hannibal will spend like 4 years plotting an intricate downfall that doesn’t even pan out (re: chilton & will) meanwhile will graham straight up like will beat the shit out of you on sight. like remember when he figured out hannibal was the killer and then just aimed at his head? no hesitation. he was about to take that bitch out. he beat randall tier until he died. like will graham does NOT play games. that’s why he gets KO’d every time it gets real because if he was conscious the scene would end in 2 minutes

you either can’t finish hannibal because of the gore or you rewatch it often enough that the entire show becomes a comedy

Will Graham is actually a really funny guy living in unfunny circumstances. 

my mom has finally understood the concept of how to use “tea” as slang, but only kind of. she came into my room and said “jessie, i have tea today” and i was obviously like what happened but as it turns out she just thinks tea means information so she told me that she got avocadoes on sale. that was the tea.