i love when i can see my bus waiting at a red light from the bus stop. come here babygirl

i love you comforter i love you pillow i love you sheets i love you mattress i love you plushie i love you dark room i love you bedtime

men’s domestic helplessness is not cute or charming pls raise your sons to know how to cook a vegetable and wash their dirty socks i’m begging 

in this life you either die penis serious or live long enough to see yourself become penis delirious

the internet was a mistake but the amount off fondness i feel for all of the friends that i carry around in my pocket with me was not a mistake

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense (still doesnt get it)

Banishment is the funniest punishment I can think of. Just get out of here

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

the next ibuprofen will fix me

idk about soulmates but those people who eat parts of the food or candy that you don't like and you do the same for them.....we've lived a hundred lifetimes together probably

coming down from crushes is wild like you just no longer understand the shrimp emotions you were having mere days ago