Horrendus Little Bog Body

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

in chess the queens can kill each other which is toxic yuri and the kings can never get within a square of each other which is doomed yaoi

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position