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Started watching the og wizard of oz with my boy and he saw the beginning with everything in like sepia tone and asked “what is the place?” And I said Kansas and he said “what an awful place to live”

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

You are my SpongeBob, my only SpongeBob, you make me paaaatttties, at krusty krab! you'll never know Sponge, how much I love you, please don't take my SpongeBob away !!!!

Like what if it actually is poppin at the Farg tonight

Yo mama the tin man

my aura too cunt My blog too suicidal my fit too mid My bitch hate me

good god when the mr clean magic eraser hits the stove......

the panties hit the floor

you know it brother

Cant tell you how many times I rawd*gged my husband after I caught him using a magic eraser to clean the pasta sauce I burned onto the burner like some kind of primordial insect

you know what i wish you would tell me

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