Bifurious

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

I hate this post. Ever since I read it I can't help but think "chosen by the dragon" whenever the bus stops in front of me or "denied by the dragon" when it doesn't. Every. single. time. That's a minimum of ten times a week. Do you know how annoying that is

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

"ur eyebags r so deep" this & "u look so tired" that. nobody appreciates the disheveled swag

just overheard somwone say "hey dude i dont see the future I've got two balls and neither is made of crystal" and im absolutely losing it