My Hermit Home for the hippies and the cowboy's!

the second radish is 29 feet away

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IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

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wdym tr*mp is 80???, that bitch should be in a nursing home by now

donald trump was 80 yesterday. i hope he doesn't make it past this year

the best thing you can do to a character make them averse to touch and absolutely starved for it

be honest am i your little meow meow

d'awww shucks guys you're so nice minus that one person who said if you have to be

i did this for like 5 minutes . Consecutively. I’m easily entertained

Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE

Ive only gained a single follower through all this bullshittery

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me