Sea Songs

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

mom said it’s my turn to conjure the old gods

they’re connecting to the internet

if my blog gets deleted you can find me in a cave located beside Pacifidlog Town in the Route 134 ocean current. Take note that you will have to stick towards the very bottom of the screen. It is in a space of calm water there with a dark spot to Dive. Go where the inscription is and press B; say yes and go to the end. Use Dig go to the end of that tunnel and read the inscription. Put Relicanth last in your party and Wailord first, then go back and read the inscription again and there will be an earthquake. If this doesn’t work go and switch Relicanth to first and Wailord to last and there should be an earthquake. Then a box tells you it sounds like doors opening far away.

if my blog gets deleted, find me on the island on Route 130 when the last two bytes of the personality value of one of your party members matches matches a random value shuffled daily between 0x0000 and 0xFFFF

find me on select water tiles on route 119, but be careful of altering random values between attempts lest I change position

Thinking about embracing Tumblr’s bold new policy against pretty much all images/representations of the human form and becoming a hardcore iconoclast.

Tumblr, brought to you by Byzantine emperor Leo III the Isaurian.

Why did Marx’s toilet always play music whenever it flushed?

Why?

Because of the violins inherent in the cistern

YOOOOOOO IM SHOOK LOOK HOW RAD THESE ARE OMG I WANT THEM

OH???? MY GOD??????

Somebody needs to make these into actual jackets because I WILL THROW MONEY AT THIS

Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other

In his defense his wife triple dog dared him and called him a pussy