You Have Reached The Hotline For Idiot Babies

These people blocked me on both Twitter and Tumblr, and then someone used a burner account to go off on me on Twitter. This person insisted that I was singlehandedly responsible for the project falling.

affirmations:

dashboard simulator

So this comment section on a tiktok about insane things people ask at aquariums is a goldmine

i worked at a natural history-type store for a while and one time this mom came in with her sweet little boy and he was asking intelligent questions and she was giving zero-information answers and i was able to not pipe up in my shrill hectoring voice until she confidently informed him that "snakes dont have bones". she was standing next to a shoulder-high specimen of this:

I've a friend who worked at a zoo. She (or a coworker, I don't remember) was once asked:

My maternal grandmother thought lions and tigers are the same animal too!

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up