robocop’s famous catchphrase

these teenagers and their dog are trying ruin our money laundering business. no tony put the gun down were doing this the old fashioned way. were gonna dress up as monsters and scare them

I didn’t know he was Jewish.

Mothltav

i love speaking with people who are more intelligent in a certain field than i am, like it’s just great to sit back and listen to somebody educate you on shit they’re passionate about

bro if you cheat at mario kart again we’re gonna have to kick you out of the polycule

if your relationship is fragile enough to be broken because of a video game, and you consider it a ~special club~, maybe you should work on your monogamous relationships first :P

voting someone off the polycule every week like it’s Survivor

this is honest to god what we should all feel like at all times

I went to a clown hatchery in Madison today and oh my FUCKING god there must've been at least 10000 clowns there. it was incredible

the breeder told me he's been operational for 8 years now and djfjhd the new morphs he's working with are amazing with the regular white orange and snowflakes he's working with something that gives. them a blue tone they're gorgeous

I read this like 10 times before I realized you were probably talking about fish

this is what boys will be boys means