anybody else here not good at anything

I feel horrible in case you were wondering

what do u mean “what have i been up to” … i’m out here ruining my own life as always bitch

if the pooularity of “dobby pussy indulgence” has taught me anything it’s that nobody on here knows what indulgences are

i didn’t come up with the phrase Dobby Pussy Indulgence (and i don’t even know which of my friends originally did) but personally i’ve always imagined it as a brand of super expensive luxurious dark chocolate… i mean i know how you would normally interpret it but i just always felt like it was a kind of chocolate treat he was ordering

thanks for this lore

pussy is (was?) an energy drink in the uk so you could interpret it as the pope being a good little boy who’s excited that hes allowed to buy a fizzy drink and stay up past his bedtime

@babyfairy

the fact that obama got called in on jury duty is hilarious. imagine you’re in court on some petty misdemeanor like a traffic violation and fuckin obama is there in the jury 

imagine if obama pronounced you guilty

vampire leonard nimoy