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if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

has anyone else noticed that it feels really good to accelerate in a vehicle and really bad, painful even, to hit the brakes

even simply releasing the accelerator is a deeply uncomfortable sensation and should be avoided at all costs

40 is the most natural, most human speed at which to drive through residential areas

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

Shall I compare thee to some shit that's gay?

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

no gun emoji no boner emoji no knight falling on his own sword emoji WHAT IS THE POINTTTT. at least we have hole 🕳️ #myhole

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street