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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Kiana Khansmith
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
d e v o n
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
@theartofmadeline
Keni
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Season 3 Planning
In case anyone was curious how our planning meetings have been going for season 3 of the Magnus Protocol, @jonnywaistcoat and @rqbossman are professionals who never get side tracked.
Also posted to Tiktok bc I guess I’m doing that now: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRCRNReY/
(Note: yes muntjac are omnivores not carnivores, Alex got caught up in the moment)
Okay, I may have gotten a smidge hyperbolic there. They are omnivores and may not deserve literal extinction but still...
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They’re so funny let’s all read the book called ‘the book that kills you’ from hit audio drama ‘do NOT under any circumstances read the book called ‘the book that kills you’’.
...you're not wrong.
Apparently 2026 has already begun to arrive. We need to hold the line people. We need to stand our ground. We CANNOT just roll over and allow it to become 2026.
I'm hearing reports that Australia is falling. Hold the line!! Hold the line!!
next year tomorrow on 1,116 days left
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next year tomorrow on 1,116 days left
I’m dead 💀
just remembered this statue full of bees I saw a few years ago outside a junk shop
@robert-smirke-official @entities-of-posts
When you learn how to crochet/ knit or really any type of fiber arts, there will be a voice in your head that tells you that you should make something for everyone for the holidays.
Do not listen to that voice, for it is the devil.
please god let chatgpt die out like nfts did. With a fast and graceless fall into irrelevancy
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
This spell has a very low hit ratio, so we need a lot of us to do it.
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heres a quick archivist drawing i did when i was half asleep. im working on helen art but i just cant help myself!!!!
eddie diaz is my favourite guy in the whole wide world. single dad. army medic. divorced. rizzless. chronic fumbler. hopeless romantic. ass to waist ratio of 3:1. colossal failure of a man. most competent guy in the room. makes terrible impulse financial decisions. coolest chillest guy youll ever meet. anxious neurotic cringefail loser. eats pussy like a champ. has dated a grand total of three and a half women in the 30-something years hes been alive. hasnt had sex in over a year now despite the fact that not fucking leaves him too pent up to function. doesnt believe in ghosts in a world where ghosts are canonically real. catholic who doesnt believe in god. undeniably cursed but doesnt believe in curses. everyone in the whole wide world thinks hes gay but he is oblivious to this. joined an underground fight club. worked as an uber driver. hates his therapist. was a teenage ballroom dance champion who couldve gone pro. undiagnosed for every mood disorder. has beef with his gay ex-coworker. used to drive a gmc sierra denali but now he drives a prius. technophobe. petty bitch. widower. doesnt even know hes in love with his best friend. i cannot stress enough how absurd the ass to waist ratio is.
My Shayla 🥹
no thanks Jon I’ll pass please re-close the eye
You know what I really need to happen with Harry joining the fire academy? I need an instructor to make some reference to Buckley and Diaz’s exemplary teamwork, but also pointing out that they’re a couple, so don’t expect that level of closeness with your partner.
Harry then awkwardly raises his hand and says, no, they’re not a couple. Instructor challenges him on this. Harry explains that Captain Nash is— was his stepdad. No he and Eddie are not a thing. Unfortunately.
At this point, the entire lesson is put aside as the instructor summons every LAFD member present to discuss the fact that, instead of Buckley and Diaz’s relationship being a “don’t ask, don’t tell” situation that Nash was doing as a favor to his kid so he and his partner could work together, they’re ACTUALLY not together.
When Harry then corrects them that Buck isn’t Bobby’s secret love child, as they apparently believed , the instructor gives up, grabs a bottle of whiskey from his desk, takes several pulls, and laments that they hate the 118.
Academy instructor
He's a demiromantic bisexual. Girls give him panic attacks. He's a demisexual kinsey 6 and he's never kissed a boy. He's a straight single dad coparenting with his best friend. He had two affairs with his own late wife, once before and once after her death. She didn't divorce him in time. He's an athiest agnostic catholic and he thinks his priest is hitting on him. He loved ballroom dance before he hated it. Before his parents loved it too much. He's schrodinger's queer and he won't drink the juice. Get him out of my vents.
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Alex Learns About Wendy's...
Travelling from Manchester to London for The Hilltop prompted many a cultural exchange with @rqbossman Alex learned about the many square burgers available in American Fast Food :) I think hes a fan. (with special guest Cathy Rinella, Sound Designer for Hilltop and Mastering Editor for Magnus)
I will die on this round meaty hill.
Book vandals
Jongerry week day 2: books
