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I like when delivery people ask you to sign their tiny shitty screen with your finger like alright sure we can do some free drawing I guess. Some random strokes that evoke the essence of a signature. Looking me dead in the eyes while I play fruit ninja on this blank screen. Why not.

i have no issue with people who dislike destiel but i do think it’s funny how frequently dean and cas get categorized as a “two guys standing next to each other” ship when they were literally doing shot for shot recreations of brokeback mountain and romeo and juliet

crazy how the printer is the only piece of tech that acts up like that almost every day of its life. and we just accept it

i don't think i've ever met a printer that actually wanted to be a printer. i think most printers have dreams of being on the stage

they call my dick excalibur. because it sat in a lake for a long time . no other reasons