i wish i was beyonce

I have so little trust in humanity that I look in both directions before crossing a one-way road.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

You havent lived until you’ve seen the joker kick flipping over batman

I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

😂😂

This is what I imagine having children is like

is that a property brother

It was

u have been visited by the S of 90s kids nostalgia. u must reblgo this if u are a true nineties kidd or time will crumble around you

Not risking it

Yup. Yup.