Hellman Weepboy

It’s so funny how everyone is doing LITERALLY every extra unnecessary and unhelpful thing for essential workers except advocate for us to be better paid or paying us directly. Like it’s hilarious to me in the most depressing way how out of touch middle class/non-essential workers are about what people actually need.

But we sang you a song, we made you a comic calling you heroes, we posted a “thank you!” graphic on FB! And when the news story broke that you died from Covid-19 we sad reacted and commented something like: “True patriots of America! Deserve to be more appreciated.”

If you appreciate us so much why not just straight up give us money? Raise money to pay for the medical bills of sick workers? Raise money for immuno-compromised workers so they don’t have to die on the job? Like! What’s not clicking, what’s not clicking!

I do not know how to break it to people who claim to care about essential workers but “thank you,” is the most useless thing you can do for us, aside from actively making our lives more difficult or idk purposefully trying to get us sick. You actually and really, truly care? Again, advocate for us, or pay us money. It’s really that simple! 🤷🏻‍♂️

HE FUCKED KING SHARK?

I wish there was an equivalent to the “bitch you live like this?” image for boring minimalist spaces

zuko invented gay rights when he shot ozai’s lightning right back at his bitch ass

*exports you as a jpeg* *and turns the quality waaaaay down*

sick

Fun family story: when my aunt was marrying her wife everyone was really excited but also dreading it because my aunt is known for her insanely long speeches so everyone knew her vows would be like 9 hours long so when it came time for her to say her vows she had a shit ton of cue cards in her hands and even her wife started groaning and my aunt took a deep inhale and then unravelled all the cue cards which were taped together and they all just read ‘HOT DAMN’ in giant letters and those were my aunts vows.

I can’t stop laughing, how did I never pick up on that