🧿 🧚🏾Destiny☁️

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Your billowing iridescent membrane is beautiful queen

Gordo from Lizzie Mcguire is wild yall

#TeamChocolateChip

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He don’t even like raisins 😂

FUCKIN OAT MEAL FUCKIN RAININ ASS COOKIES 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️😷

This was a journey 😂😂😂

I love this whole thread

but notice he ate the non raisin cookie. REDEMPTION!

I am so done with this damn thread

invite Her in

People keep posting ‘what’s REALLY in your food’ articles like I’m gonna stop eating whatever it’s about lmao Listen, death is coming. Death is coming. Pass me a hot dog.

I would like to trust somebody and be right about it

coming out to my parents as a cheetah girl

Don’t settle. Don’t settle. You are worth 100%. Not 60%. Not 75%. Don’t settle for excuses. You will find happiness and it will be so much more than you ever imagined.

Check out accidentally left wing on twitter it’s gold

This reminds me of the antivax nursing student who couldn’t find enough sources for her antivaccine paper

so did you lay in bed blasting fireflies by owl city as a kid staring up at the ceiling while imagining running away to a happier place bc you grew up on fairy tales and make believe stories since you didnt really have the best social skills due to undiagnosed neurodivergency and thus didnt have a lot of friends so you spent all that extra time you had induldging in fictional stories and then grew up believing maybe one day youd get to go on a magical adventure like those stories had so youd spent so much time just longing for an escape and to go somewhere you understood bc you didnt understand people but you did understand all those stories you read or are you normal

Either neurodivergent people need to stop being so relatable or I need to go to the doctor

i like it when italian italians get mad at italian americans for calling themselves italian

And we are right about it, diocan

whoa mamma mia cunt

If the only thing you can come up with is "mamma mia cunt" then you sure as hell don't have the Italian culture, porca puttana marcita

ah shit the spaghettios didnt like this one lads